Cozy

Avalanche of comfiness [design milk]

Nesting [apartment therapy]

Callable Holiday

Alright...who decided that Thanksgiving is a callable holiday?  I mean, why do I have to call everyone and wish them a "happy thanksgiving"?  Nobody called me on Veteran's Day or Guy Fawkes day....so get off my back, moms.

Poor analogies are like, whatever...

Really funny list of analogies used by high school students; very funny, hopefully these kids are writing for something funny now.

No hyperbole at all

Okay, so maybe the poop-achute for kids is not a good idea....though being forced to watch my parents drop a deuce always seemed to be a good idea.
Whereas that's the greatest product ever, this perhaps is the greatest LIVE news interview ever....ever.  Mental note: nerves+hangover=brilliant tv.

Best....invention.....ever

This is possibly the greatest invention ever.....gotta poop?  Well, hang your baby on the stall door!.....creating a very disturbed population of paratroopers....(yes, i was gonna say "parapoopers"; I am merciful indeed)

Vomitus

Hello?  sorry, I was stuck in a space-time-continuum as it were for the past several weeks.  Slowly I have been collecting these links to share; each one was to have a pseudo-clever post associated....but that was before I gave up Hope.  Here they are:

 

-Awesome remix of the officespace movie into a thriller

-Super duper awesome video of Aries Spears rapping impressions of various rappers
-wanna shower with a geek?  Here's the perfect way to attract them.....[ periodic table shower curtain]
-Hate the site of speakers?  Love the site of headless dogs?  Then, these speakers are for you.
-Sigh.  I'm probably gonna get this book at some point...I like cleanliness... in theory.

-Mac programs that I need to look at at some point, and here, and here
-Greenscreen: did you enter the Colbert green screen contest?  Well, if you didn't win that, try animating the Decemberists new video
-Can't wait until Speck makes a cover for my 13'' macbook, yummm

-Mayflowers bring pilgrims, Thanksgiving brings crappy videos....try these eight tips

-pretty cool stop motion drum and piano video
-Very cool zoomable picture of Macchu Picchu

-Similar to a recent spotted bumper sticker by super-gee....a t-shirt

-You think you talk normal? you don't, funny talker, take this quiz
-Hey B, this is one of the watches I was talking about here

one thing

alright, i thought I would post this before it's fixed: type "miserable failures" into a google searchbar and hit the "i'm feeling lucky"....funny.

Virginia, what is your problem?

Seriously?  G. Allen?  Why should it be this close?  You gots issues, Virginia.  For Rills.

Content is overrated

There's nothing like coming home after a couple of hard days of work and mindlessly watching ze frank episodes....one, after another, after another.....warm bliss....

Suicidal Tendencies

Have you ever been editing your blog [ed. note: author uses the term "edit" loosely, he does not know what it actually means; please see prev post for proof] and notice the pretty little "Delete this Blog" tab? It takes so much effort some days just to NOT hit that button. One of these days.....
[ed. note: author meant that as a threat, we pray for that event]