Ida Ho

What's up? (this was actually a post from last night, but blogger was down; jerks)

How has your day been?  Yeah?  Well, mine too.  Though I think today has been an overall pretty weird day.

I met a guy today that was with his ex-wife.  Is that strange?  Sort of, I guess, but not that strange.  What is strange is that he is testifying for her in court.  Still don't see how weird that is?  Well, what if I told you she was suing her own lawyer?  Yep.  Strange.  Her own DIVORCE LAWYER, cuz she didn't get enough money...and her ex-husband is testifying on her behalf.  Freakshows.

I also got a few strange looks today at the grocery store because I got caught singing a song from Kanye West's new album with shirley bassey on it; I was picking butternut squash singing "forever forever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever!" in the produce section...i can't get it out of my head.  Then I went to the hardware section and asked for Brasso cleaner.  There was only two bottles of cleaning supplies on the shelf that i was looking at and Brasso obviously wasn't one of them.  So I ask a passing employee if they have Brass cleaner like Brasso somewhere in the store.  He looks confused, then turns to the two bottles of cleaner I was staring at and stares at them....then gets closer to one of the two bottles and reads it even closer...and says "nope, doesn't look like it".  huh, guess after that thorough check, there was no other possible place that it could be.  oh well.

 

Oops, I'm going to an Ida show right now, better go.

 

Here's a link for the shining, redone as if it were to be released in 2005.  I've watched it four times and have laughed through each one.