MLK weekend

Hello all.  Long time since I've had a "real" post....well, I guess that depends on how you define "real".  Anyway, as I sit in my new office slowly freezing to death, I thought I would explain my absence.  Things have been very busy here and the first thing that was cut out of my schedule was posting to the blog.  It's sad but true, my time needs to be spent much more productively from now on.  Strangely, here is a list of things that were NOT cut from my schedule:
1) Shivering
2) Incessantly checking email
3) Incessantly checking gadget sites and productivity websites (lifehacker, 43 folders) thereby defeating the purpose
4) Worrying about where my next bowel movement will be (Irritable bowel + public bathroom phobia = REAL PROBLEM)
5) Choking on the dust from my GO LEAN flax bars
6) Worrying about dying in my office after choking on aforementioned GO LEAN bars but the extremely cold temperature of my office cryogenically preserving me in a non-rotting state thus making my death go completely unnoticed
7) Looking out my window, picking my nose, wondering how many people can see me pick my nose
8) Worrying about being too neurotic and then being neurotic about worrying about being too neurotic
9) Quilting
10) Making inane lists