How to make me feel extraordinarily uncomfortable in three easy steps....

1) Come in to work and tell me you tried to break up with your girlfriend last night after a two week vacation with her

2) Immediately call her from our shared office

3) Continue argument for over forty minutes

 

For added effect, please include VERY personal details that I never, ever wanted to know and will never ever ever ever get out of my head....

 

Thanks for that.