knock it off

Dear Officemate,

 

Please stop talking.  You are driving me crazy.  Please, I beg you to stop.  What are you talking about, anyway?  You're going to make an Arsenal soccer jersey for the finals tonight....great.  You made some really great salad last night....super.  You went to see the mayor speak last night and you are currently pontificating about each citizen's civic duties.  You're "girlfriend" is having a piano recital this weekend....she teaches preschoolers music, dude; Rachmaninoff it ain't, yo.  You're fucking killing me, you know that?  Don't you see my head turned AND my earphones in?  Can't you hear my soft wimpering, hoping you will cease your verbal onslaught?  No, you don't, you just like to hear the constant humm of your own voice...I wish I had a tazer.