The finale of 24 was good...except why would jack believe that his daughter would just HAPPEN to call right at the moment of his triumphant victory? Here's how the conversation went:
Random guy: "Agent Bauer, your daughter is calling"
Agent Bauer: "Whatever dude, she totally hates me...."
RG: "No really, and she wants to tell you she loves you and is super sorry that she was such a bitchface to you last time she saw you"
AB: "Whatevs, yo; that don't sound like her..."
RG: "And she's channeling the ghost of your wife that wants to tell you the hiding place of Redbeard's Treasure"
AB: "wha?..."
RG: "DId I mention they were all naked...."
AB: "What the hell? You're talking about my daughter!,, erm....and the ghost of my dead wife...."
RG: " Oh yeah, sorry; I totally meant that they were holding adorable kittens..."
AB: "Adorable Kittens? I am totally there...."
RG: "sucker"
AB: "what was that?"
RG: "Huh? Oh nothing...I was talking about something else"
AB: "Oh okay....I'll just go into this private dark hanger to take this "call" even though I've taken every other call on my celly all day.....which is cool cuz I'm totally running out of "anytime minutes" this month...hey does anybody want to order chinese food after I take this call? I totally have this weird hankerin' for it."
Oh yeah? And where the hell did Wayne Palmer go? Ten bucks says he is sitting around in some "safe" basement without cable or internet or nothin just waiting for "things to blow over".....two years from now, CTU is totally gonna remember him....and then have to make up some crazy story about aliens or nuclear war or something. He's totally gonna be pissed.
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