Twenty-fortean

Sweet, I totally forgot about the final episode of 24 tonight....thanks G and google calendar.  So what does today hold?  Well, last week 24 came close to jumping the shark....y'know, somehow getting the crucial piece of evidence erased by some half-wit dumbtwat and then the submarine captain who was specifically TOLD that terrorists were there sticking his head out of the hatch....I mean, come on!  Shouldn't you just have submerged or something...or at least use the periscope? 
So what is it this week?  How are they going to end the season?  Was the neurotoxin accidentally switched with laughing gas?  Hilarity ensues.  WIll Chloe finally pass that huge nugget she looks like she's wrestling with during every episode?  WIll Jack realize that he hasn't taken a piss the entire day and his bladder will explode?  Will Aaron and the first lady get it on?  Will jack train super dolphins to save the world?  WIll jack finally say "Look, we have all the time in the world, let's just talk about this for a while"  We'll see what happens tonight!