Getting Ridiculous

Alright....so this is fucking crazy. It really is out of control. I was at work for the past day and a half to come home to seven....SEVEN....apartment showing notices on my door. What the fuck? My place is already rented, and there are no more like mine here. Fucking cheats. Do they expect me to be out of the apartment? Fuck that, that means I can't be here for most of this week....especially when I need to pack my shit up cuz they're makin me leave early. Cock smokers. Alright, that's war. I'm going to go buy the most offensive porn, oil up, and hang out here in a fucking thong. Fuckin rent my apartment now, beeyotches.