Insomnia

What up yo?  It's my burfday and I'm sittin here at work.  sucks.  Though I did get peripherally involved in a fist fight, that's kinda fun and exciting....a little "happy birthday" shove...just like daddy used to do (kidding). 

For the first time in my life, I had real insomnia last night.  Yes, yes, I know; people with insomnia already know how horrible it is.  Usually I'm a "hit the pillow and out" kinda fella...hell, i don't even have to hit the pillow most times.  But last night I got myself all riled up about moving soon, all the paperwork i have to do, the massive amount of time i'll be at work; etc.  It was driving me CRAZY.  And as time went on....the more stressed I got about not getting sleep, the less sleep I got (look, leave me alone, it was new to me, alright?).  I tried all of my sleep tricks...you know, peruse my files from work, drink nyquill, read thoureau, do shots of tequila, and do that naughty thing that I do once in a while ....erm.... frequently.  Nothin worked.  Now, after TWO HOURS of crappy sleep, i'm supposed to be up for the next 36.  Just great.
 

Hey, This guy takes a nasty spill on his bike, it's painful to even look at:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1399668.html

 

PET scans get a new meaning: Women are emotionless at orgasm.  It took science to figure that out?

 

Boy, I bet girl puppies would be alot more emotional around this fella, six legs and two penises.  way to go, freakshow.

 

The "Aww f*ck, i shoulda stayed in bed" award goes to these guys.

 

Great, a full moon for the week that i'm on the call the most out of the entire year.  Moon illusion

 

Lose friends with email: so...since I do almost every single one of these things....does that make me a genius or the biggest jackass ever.  please don't vote the way i think you'll vote, i'm fragile

 

My next purchase most likely: The Nikon D50...like the D70 but cheaper! and some other stuff, i know,  oh shut up already.

 

man i need to get that anniemal album, the hold steady, spoon, and the sleater kinney album.  Just here to remind myself.  Oh yeah, the Common album is pretty good.  And Radiohead's OK Computer was named the best album of the past 20 years!  Yikes!  Thom Yorke is going to have to eat his own face over that one.  (i don't know what that means, but it seems "Yorkian").  Bettie Serveert is coming to town soon, too! 

 

later