myopic

in a completely unrelated [not really] post to the previous depressing one....another depressing one. Do you know people? Boy, I sure do. They're all around! But how do we know this? Well, I for one know by using my eyes to see them [and unfortunately sometimes my nose to smell them]. I acknowledge them by talking to them, and if I care about them, sometimes I even think about them! Isn't that kinda cool? Yeah, I think so, too!

However, there are some people that have no fucking clue that other people exist. They are completely oblivious to other people, places, or things (yes, that's right, they're absolutely oblivious to nouns). They walk around in their own little world, having conversations to themselves, even when other people are involved. Have you ever tried to interject something that does not involve them or get them something? That's right...a blank stare, a blink, and then back to whatever is spinning in their obtuse little head. Oh my word, the world sure does spin around these people's axis. Where would we be without them? I don't know, but I'm sure they wouldn't give a shit if you were there or not.

You know the worst ones? The married ones. Yep, it's true [i know it may sting a little]. Because then you have two people that only think of themselves now in a little selfish pact that only they exist in. Fuckers. They judge you from their little selfish enclave because you are not them....oh wait....i'm sorry, they judge you from their sparkly new condos. And every communication with them is an exercise in futility. All they give a shit about is their smug ass suburban neighborhood, with their shitty ass craptastic dog, and their pretentious ass wine collection in the corny-ass wrought iron ivy piece-of-shit wine rack. What the hell is their problem? And they make their fucking plans for their smug ass dinner parties where they have clever conversation and discuss which shitty wine goes with what shitty cheese.
Wait....What the hell was I ranting about?
Oh yeah, these people forget that their selfish little decisions end up affecting everybody around them in ways that they can't fathom....because they're selfish ass-hats. They think they're so kind and caring; sure, they act the part until something doesn't go their way....then they fight and froth and whine (they call it being assertive).

So, if you fit the bill, just listen: The next time you make a decision, think about the other folks around you, because chances are one of them wants to stab you.