Not Soon

Dear God. Why do you do this to us? Must you always test us in so many ways? Why do you make us go on ridiculously long car trips with friends, then stop traffic for HOURS? What is the point of promising "Open Lane Tolls", especially when it really means "all toll lanes closed"? And why are people such morons? Though, I do thank you (thee?) for allowing us that little bit of road rage....that wonderful bit of entertainment...right in front of our car! Furthermore, you know very well that any more than four hours of consistent contact with a single person makes them realize that I am, in fact, certifiably insane. Well, I think that's the end of that friendship. Oh no? Well, it seems to be the case when one of the passengers says "see you later", the other one immediately replies "Not soon." Dang.