Slip of the Tongue

Alright, I need a short post, since everything else has been so prolix today.  I was just chuckling to myself remembering a conversation from this weekend.  My friend was talking to my family describing the state of the housing market in Madison.  She was talking pretty fast and accidentally said the word "condoms" instead of "condos".  Honest mistake, nobody really said anything; I did look down and started smiling but I did not make fun of her; I stayed surprisingly well behaved.  However, her personal embarrasment-o-meter must have been off the scale because she stopped mid-sentence, turned BRIGHT red, and then started laughing uncontrollably.  Um, I think THAT made it worse.  So, now my mom thinks my friend is a) a harlot or b) crazy.  But it gets me off the hook, I can totally blame my friend for my mom's recent find in my shaving kit.  She's a bad influence, mom.