King of Comedy

Last night I went out to a bar...and boy was I surly.  I was just pissed at the world for some reason.  I'm not sure why I even went out, really.  Anyway, the guys next to us at the bar were talking loudly the entire night, so I couldn't help but hear the idiotic crap that would flow from their mouths.  One of the guys sat there for two hours expounding about the "art of comedy" talking about all of the nuances, etc.  He was a complete moron.  Apparently, he's supposed to get street cred because he did a comedy workshop in the 80's with Hal Sparks (talk soup fame, now seen on I love the 80's occasionally; also with scary eyebrows).  Hal Friggin Sparks.  Sorry if you're reading this Hal, but that's like claiming to be a King of Comedy because you did blow with Pauly Shore and Judy Tenuda.  This guy just infuriated me.  He complained that he hasn't become famous because he has a "...thinking man's act.  So [he's] on the next joke by the time they get [the previous one one]..."  I think  you haven't become famous because you're a jackass and you're not funny; but hey, that's just me talkin here.  Ugh, fuckin idiot.  He actually used the phrase "My act is like Mental Judo."  Fucking awesome, I am SO gonna use that from now on.

 

Lynksys:

-Creepy yet cool old anatomical/medical drawings at this site from the NIH. [boing boing]

-Very cool composite photo of folks playing in the snow....very cool for some reason, I can't figure out how they did it so cleanly. [ kottke.org]

-Rectal exam simulator...when you just don't have any volunteers...and any other limb or part can be gotten here

-Panda porn: "are you gonna back it up or should I push up on it?" (50 cent).   Sorry about this one, better judgement was left at home.  I believe that's the reverse cowgirl.  Sorta NSFW. [boingboing]

-How do you peel your banana?  Monkeys do it from the bottom....I now do, too; does that mean I'm regressing?  Awesome.  This article is an economists approach.

-Bed Ground effects.  When you absolutely gotta pimp your bed. [gizmodo]

-Damn you hollywood.  So, I know this sounds ridiculous...but my favorite bottled water is Fiji water...it tastes clean....I feel dirty that I have a preference for bottled water....but as this article shows (3/4 down the page), apparently Fiji is going off the shelves at sundance while the rest collect dust.  Why do you have to ruin everything, Hollywood?

-Jodie Sweetin (Full House's "Stephanie", and our in house "Scarlett Johannssen" lookalike (Just look at her face!)) is apparently a meth addict

 

Alright, enough links, more tomorrow perhaps.