clean sheets

Shouldn't I be asleep right now? Yep, i really should, big day tomorrow. However, I cannot, for reasons which I will expound on mercilessly right now.
Though I have lived in this apartment for three years and am ready to move, there has been very little interaction that I've had with my neighbors. Sure there may be an occasional sound randomly, or a stereo slightly loud, but i've always figured it was I that was the "annoying neighbor".
Tonight, however, is something new....something that at least got me out of bed to fire up the ol' computer: They're fucking....and loudly...and [gag] clumsily. I've never met them, though i'm sure i've avoided eye contact with them on several occasions.
Trying to get to sleep tonight, i hate to say it, but i was fairly aroused by hearing her gasps and moans and occasional hushed "yes"es barely muffled through the wall. It's voyeurism, sure; but hell, i live alone and i'm a single guy...it's like free porn....i mean cut me some slack, I don't even have cable (and my only channel, CBS, had this ridiculous movie tonight about parkinson's disease starring Madeleine Stowe (i think)...just horrendous...i still watched twenty five minutes of it). I mean, I don't get much "action", but at least somebody should, right?
WRONG.
...and they're getting worse....what was once [seven minutes ago] exciting and erotic (i don't think i've ever typed that word...prolly for good reason) has turned into a carnival of horrors....harsh you say? well, you're not here, are you? She's getting progressively louder....and more aggressive....every thrust is now punctuated by an "oh yeah!" with an occasional "oh my god!" and "like that!"...and, to my surprise and slight dismay...it's gotten a little smuttier with a single, out of breath "fuck it like that!"...what "it" is, only my imagination can torture me with.
However, what prompted me to get out of bed, and what is making this much less exciting for me is...him. I could not hear him until just recently but he will not be outdone. He grunts, and snorts, and his favorite words (to my knowledge) are "hhunghhh" and "hahroo". And in between her gasps, his grunts, and the sound of something large falling out of bed, i've also heard a few "owws" and a single "not there!" They're starting to really bug me.
And, to be honest, their stamina is amazing. It wears me out.
goodnight.