Unicornocopia

Hello! I spent most of my evening at work last night perusing the bloggie winners and a bunch of other blogs, since I really didn't want to do any actual work. That is beginning to be a new trend for me, it seems. However, I did learn some crucial things about blogging:
1) Rambling prose does very well (check! Boy, do I have that in spades!)
2) Pictures make things more interesting, especially if you can't write (I can do that! I have no problem taking pictures of utter crap!)
3) Take a bunch of pictures of adorable pets and then write stories about how they always poop in everything (hmmm, that one's going to be tougher...)
4) Have a baby and take pictures of them...and then write stories about how they always poop in everything (dang, that's going to be tougher.....hmmm....where's that black market when you need it?)
[To Do: 1) Find a lady (harder than it looks...no, no...I said LADY; well, fine, you'll do), 2) make baby (don't remember how to do that), 3) gestate baby (i think you can use shoe boxes), 4) birth baby (hey, i can do that) , 5) take pictures of said baby (yep, got a restraining order for that already....joking), 6) win bloggie next year (yo, dawg, wid dis formula, I can't lose), 7) move to Zimbabwe to bask in the glory of the win (they love bloggers there, they wanna change the name to Zimblogwe; i'd be loved like Jerry Lewis is in France, or like Judy Garland is loved by...um...French people, also).
.....yeah, I love it when a plan comes together.
The world is mine. Oops, gotta go empty the dryer first. Later.