Crapulence

Well, Spring has Sprung....yep, cold as shit but the jackass on the tele says it's spring....and who am i to argue with cosmetology.....astrology?....erm, meteorotologomony....whatever, it's all fake anyway. So, yeah, last night I went out with one of my mates to this electronic club. (what the hell? tele?....mates?.....clubbing? when did I become all british? damn colonialism) Actually, the place was very low key and i really like it.

Unfortunately, i had too good of a time last night.....too much gin and too much whiskey. I remember the g and t's, then the sours.....and then came the shots.....ugh, bad choices made all around. On the positive side, I also remember seeing one of the parking attendants last night and was able to apologize for previous improprieties [which we will henceforth not speak of][okay, maybe once more].

I felt well yesterday and even this morning, however mid morning I'm pretty sure i was hit in the face with a ball-peen hammer. I keep forgetting that I'm not twenty anymore....my body hates me....and rightfully it should.