Swimming with Sharks

Um....it's a commercial break right now so I have a few seconds to chat. Yeah, so I reeaaalllly don't want to work on my project....and my ipod battery is dead......I'm in between Netflix movies...I only have one TV channel....and tonight they're showing Spring Break: SHARK ATTACK!!! (yes, three exclamation points). What's going to happen when the drunk, tanned, and oiled spring breakers clash with the [poor, misunderstood] sharks? Ooh, I can only imagine, it's sooo exciting. Teach those spring breakers a lesson, chompy. Oh no, Danielle is stuck on a buoy surrounded by sharks....gotta go.