Or so says the sign in the stairwell. But did they mean that the situation was dangerous or is it the men themselves that are dangerous? Alas, it is the punctuation that would solve this....save us once again, oh, Grammarians! Yeah, but then they would for sure draw and quarter me for my flagrant disregard for proper sentence structure, absolute abuse of the semicolon; and pre-occupation with parenthesis and "...". Strunk and/or White are rolling in their grave (or their respective graves, if they were buried separately) (I am also assuming that they are dead).
I'm stuck here on call once again; however, this is not as bad a call as our usual ones, so it's not so bad. I met someone today that I'm sad to say may have accidently purchased "Oderant" instead of "DE-oderant" from their local pharmacy or apteek. It's a common mistake but one that can be avoided. I wanted to inform him that deoderant has not only become fairly safe, but effective and affordable as well. Though, I'm one to talk, since my feet reek right now after being in these shoes for over 14 hours walking around all day...and unfortunately, trying my best, I can only get them about five feet, seven inches away from my nose....okay, actually, a little closer than that... since my nose is no longer on the top of my head.
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