Hey B....you'll be pleased to know that I've been really good about not telling anyone about last night! [No, not that part...you're filthy, by the way.] The part where we couldn't find your keys while walking back to your car.....only to find them in the car....locked in. That totally sucked, right? Yeah, I think the worst part was how they were just taunting us....dangling there....from the ignition.....while your car was still running....for the past five hours [thank goodness we got gas, huh?]
Way to go, champ.
[don't tell anyone else, internet, okay?]
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Its good that we can keep secrets on your blog. No one reads it anyway. And I won't tell anyone about your anal leakage, either. You really should get that looked at by an expert. Its disgusting.
Well, I see you have internet access on vacation, Asshat. Regarding my anal leakage, didn't you say you were the expert? No? Then where is that sample you eagerly requested? In a completely unrelated note, the glass with, I assume, hot coco was found under your bed. That's a nasty habit.
Asshat is the secret word of the day. You're the GRAND PRIZE WINNER!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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