Geyser

Dear Gillette Company,

Hi! How are you? How is making all those things going? Good, good. Well, I just wanted to say hi. Hi. Oh yeah, and thanks for making your razor blades really sharp, they work great....I use them to cut the little hairs growing out of my face. You too? Really? Hey, do you shave in the morning? Me too! Awesome. Hey, do you use Gillette Shaving Gel? Really?!? Well, I just bought some and used it for the first time this morning! What a coincidence, right? It's a really pretty blue color. Oh, and I saw that you have a rust proof bottom! Really cool, I mean sure, it's 2005 and that's probably a technology you could have developed in 1938, but it's great that it's there. One thing, though, when you make the top to the cans...do you think you put some fucking adhesive on it so the whole top doesn't come off when you try to get the cap off spraying blue fucking gel all over the goddamn place. Hey, thanks man. Later.