sinfully good

Related to my previous post...i have just consumed the most delicious thing on this planet. I have just decided, after the sugar went straight to my brain to power this process, that Snickers Bars are the greatest things on the planet. You don't agree, you say? Philistine! Get thee to shrink, posthaste! For you, good sir or madam, are surely certifiably Insane. But wait! Before you make your useless argument, I would like to warn you that these were no mere ordinary Snickers Bars! The greatest thing on this planet is a Snickers Bar that has spent 20 to 35 minutes (depending on ambient temperatures) of snuggle time in my pant's front pocket....this produces the most delectable Confection this world has ever seen. What?!?! You don't believe me? Well, this must be scientifically proven! Please sign up for days that you can visit this area so that we can carry out this experiment. Yes, I probably could place the candy bar in my pants and mail it to you, I assure you there is no delivery service fast enough to deliver before my "groin-tastic love heat" has dissipated, I have already tried this. And no, it will not do for You to place this snickers bar in Your pocket, you are not calibrated for this kind of activity, please leave it to professionals; i do not take responsibility for any injuries attained whilst attempting this.