Yente the matchmaker

Ugh....Love is in the air here.....um....correction.....desperation is actually in the air.
One friend is amorous for a boy with a girlfriend. I don't know how I feel about that. Especially because the girl is out of town and the boy doesn't know many other people. And boy, is she being aggressive [read: crazy]. She apparently emails him three times a day. Whoa. Talk about full court press. All I know is if that boy has flags, they should all be raised right now. And he may be smarter than I think, since he hasn't called her in a few days. Of course, it was the day that he met me first....but I swear I had nothing to do with it. Of course, she blames me for this heartbreak....which was all in her head anyway....so.....i guess i don't really give a shit. And stay off my damn porch swing, you're swinging way too fast, that shit taint made for that.

The Other Friend, has decided that she is out of the dating scene and now is going to play matchmaker. Irregardless of the fact that she hasn't dated herself in a looong time and I'm pretty sure the last few relationships were in her head. But now she is hellbound and determined to fix up THREE friends of hers. A valiant effort but maybe a tad bit misplaced energy. Especially since one of the guys was one of her recent crushes....and whom she is mad at now for being so charming. Ugh. It makes me weary.