Overheard in a Coffee Shop

[the scene set in coffee shop off peak hours, there are a smattering of patrons scattered through the shop, none of them interacting; it's quiet. The curtain rises on our two main characters standing across the counter from eachother; the tattooed and pierced coffee shop attendant and the hand wringing young waif]
TAPCSA: So, do want that for here or to go?
HWYW: For here. Why? Do you want me to leave?
[lights dim, curtain falls]

geez, I thought I was neurotic....