Geez...What is up with people and parking lots. Yesterday in the parking lot of Target, a really old woman fell and hit her head. She was more histrionic than actually hurt and was sent speeding away to the local urgent care.....where the staff prolly freaked out and admitted her for observation. not unreasonable i guess.
But this morning, driving through the parking lot, all of a sudden I see an apple rolling toward my car....i didn't see the fall but this...um....rotund woman, I think had tripped over the curb and had fallen. She was more embarrassed than hurt, but i helped her up, diagnosed her injury as non-serious [because i have that kind of power in parking lots], and helped her pick up her stuff. She had a nylon covered copy of the Bible in her hands and two harlequin romances.....God just got beat out 2 to 1.....I'll bet they wished they had more chapters like Song of Solomon, that'd really get 'em lined up out the door. Smut sells.
[note: why are they called "harlequin" romances? I thought Harlequin was a clown in some story and has come to mean buffoonery. I would google it, but i'm afraid that they're tracking me....i already looked up lube [don't ask] this morning.....can't give them too much.]
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