Alarm Clock...

....or how I woke up yesterday morning for my flight getting yelled at by my mom after she found the condoms in my toiletry bag...
Yeah, that's not exactly a way that anyone should be woken up with EVER. She was actually more civilized than I had thought....denial is a funny thing....especially at five a.m. And, it's completely my fault for leaving those in the side pocket since they were a remnant of past wishful thinking (what was she doing in there anyway?...yeah, not the right time to ask). And, just a note to all of you that may find yourself in that predicament, it doesn't help to explain that they were there "just in case" and that they were "probably expired". It was five o'clock in the morning, that's the best I could do, geez.