Blue Light

Woohoo, I'm being a bad boy today and staying up late cuz I get a three day weekend that I don't deserve at all! Way to go completely useless holidays and government jobs! This is my Saturday night, beeotch! I was going to blog all about my weekend but I just talked to you and I live with you, so everyone's pretty much up to speed, right? Well, alright, maybe if I get time tomorrow during my awesome day off, I'll blog and post pics and whatnot. For tonight....and for tomorrow morning for all those that have real jobs and have to be at work: links for your viewing pleasure!

Awesome OK Go! video; this totally destroys every home video I made when I was a kid...they even have the "We're surrounded by Mexican pistoleros, let's go out in a blaze of fury" move. Awesome. And the best part is that it looks it's one take from start to finish. Double awesome.

Wikipedia article on something I've never heard....but may be really awesome: Pornocracy.

break dancing samurai: movie with the greatest quote ever: "A time for honor, a time for courage, a time for hip-hop"

Space camp is bullshit....apparently. But man, lea thompson...yum. I met a girl once that would tell you that she went to space camp in the first ten minutes of any conversation with a new person.


Ok, for some reason, this fucking catalog company...which I swear I hadn't heard of since they started sending me catalogs two months ago...is now completely stalking me. I have a feeling one of my roommates had something to do with it. Also, I'm sure the "blowjob" comment from Friday's post doesn't help my arguments. So what if I'm reading a 500 page book on the art and science of "keeping house". Who the hell do I have to blow to set the record "straight"? Oops, oh yeah... now I guess I see where you may think that...nope, it just taint true. I'm completely heterosensual. No, really.
And this is one of the funnier articles that I've read recently. Truly heroic journalism. Some highlights:

"So, you got any capes?” I ask, and she looks honestly regretful when she tells me she does not.

..."as though I’m swathed in several yards of cold sore".

Funny. as. shit. [i had a similar experience with my salmon colored pants...but it was nowhere near as funny as this]
Y'know, that would be a cruel bet...for the loser to have to wear the item that the winner gets him for one evening. Crap, completely forget that; i have a feeling I'll be wearing a ruffeled shirt soon. but you may have to wear this...actually, no, i'd find worse....