Tapeworm

Inventory of the Items I have ingested this morning [and I'm still hungry]:

1) Banana (ooh, surprisingly good start)

2) Reese's peanut butter cup [small] x1 (you knew "healthy" couldn't last long, right?)

3) Nutri-grain bar -Raspberry x1 [when did I buy this?]

4) String Cheese Stick x1 [i'm in wisconsin, yo]

5) Handful of roasted, unsalted peanuts

6) One half Pumpkin flavored Krispy Kreme Donut

7) Diet Mt. Dew [blech] - 20 ounce x 1

8) Coffee-black- approx 9 ounces x 2

9) Yogurt - Dannon - Boysenberry x 1

10)  Snicker's Marathon Bar x1 [meant to be an afternoon snack]

11) Hershey's Kisses - milk chocolate x 2 [again, damn you candy companies]

12) Grapes - green x 7

13) Grape stem [small] x 1 [accidental]

14) My Pride

 

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Online "pharmacies" I've been doing this for a while and thought it was just because I am lazy [i am] and pretentious [i am].  But it's an easy way [remember the lazy part] to get difficult to find personal care products [remember the pretentious part].