Ass Hat

Hey buddy! I just wanted to let you know that you, sir, are the King! I mean you are so funny and for sure have bested me this time! Nobody can top you sir! I thought for sure you were upset with me earlier today when I did the childish thing of sending an email from your account that said you wanted to have crazy monkey sex with everyone on our private email list. I know, it is sooo NOT funny; but how could I ever compete with your superior wit? I mean, I love the way you use what you think is wit to overtake all conversations. I loooove the way your breath smells at all times. I cherish the time I watched you dig out all those shnoogies from your nose in the car! You got every one, dawg! Hey? Where did you put those? Oops, don't check under the dash!

Oh yeah, and remember the time you got pissed at me for sending that un-funny email from your account? Yeah, then you sent an email to everybody at work inviting them to our Halloween Party...all ninety of them. You know, the party that we were trying to control the nmber of people coming to. The party that YOU were NEVER invited to. Awww, that was so awesome. You win, yo! You stupid-piece-of-shit-that-I-only-talk-to-because-I-like-your- girlfriend-pathetic-fuck-up-Ass-hat.
Thanks internet for letting me vent, you're the greatest.