Unwise Man

So yesterday I decided to wear some comfortable pants. They happened to be a salmon-y color (a very masculine salmon-y color, by the way). And apparently that was too much for everybody. So, in the grocery store, this asshat laughs and says "nice pants". So I reply, a little too loudly, "well, you're the one wearing camouflage in a grocery store". I just need to remind myself that in this state, camouflage and gun ownership go hand in hand.