Bruised

Ugh.  Long night.  And for the first time in approximately thirty years, I have bruised.  I've broken my nose before, I've gotten into fights (i initially typed "gotten my ass kicked" but that sounds way less cool than this), I've played contact sports (poorly), I've snowboarded [on my face], blah blah blah...but I have never once bruised.   That is until last night....I wonder if my finger is broken...regardless, my "pinky" is doing double time this morning to make up for the wounded "ringless finger"....and it keeps wanting to replace "o's" with "p's"....I guess I'm not down with " O.P.P." today and typing the word "poop" is completely out of the question....it also seems that I confused everyone this morning when I told them I ate "patmeal" for breakfast.  Why I'm changing "o's" for "p's" verbally is beyond me.