MSG?

What does this fortune I got today mean?!??
"you are the mst of every situation"
mst?!? um....mature snake tamer?
mega-sissy tard?
maple syrup tainter?
most stinkiest tuna?
mystery satan transformer?
maximum security titty?
murderin' sonofa tampon?
mall security taser?
martin sheen's testicle? Wait, that MUST be it...I am SO the martin sheen's testicle of every situation. Huzzah!