repentance

Dear Lord,
I know not why I doubted thee. You surely are the creator of the world and this "evolution" MUST be heresy. I realized my error tonight after consuming a jalepeno based product at 0245 AM. Surely, if this "evolution" were true, creatures that make such poor choices, as I do, would have been destroyed long ago. (However, as a counter point, my personality issues have effectively prevented me from making offspring....evolution or cruel god? either way, it's a severely effective form of contraception). Oh Lord, help me hence, please smote this evil reflux!