Wasn't there a 'Different Strokes' episode about this?

So today work wasn't that bad...I was actually able to sneak out 20 minutes early....small victories.  And when I got home, I thought I would make myself a snack; pita and hummous.  I decided to toast my pita in the oven and put it in.  I was pouring myself some water and the doorbell rang.  Uh oh, who's that?  This guy wearing workboots is there; I open the inside door as he opens the outside door.  And he's just staring at me and starts moving forward.  Whoa, whoa, whoa chief!  Where do you think you're going [child molester]?  "Is there a shower in here?"  Um, yeah boss, but you can't use it.  "Your landlord told me to take a look at the leak"  Oh right, well I guess you can come in.  You ask where it's leaking to?  Well, I'd put my money on the HUGE GAPING HOLE IN THE CEILING.  Okay, let's take a look at the shower stall upstairs.  No, I agree, no obvious place we could find either.  Alright, I'll turn on the water and we'll see if it leeks through the ceiling.  No luck, huh?  Say what?!?  You want me to get in the shower to see if weight makes a difference.....um, okay....hey, wait a minute, this kinda skeezes me out.  You're not gonna have me re-enact Tarzan are you?  gross.  Alright, well, that seems to have done the trick, a bunch of water came down.  Oh, you're gonna come back tomorrow to try and fix it.  Super.  See ya later.  I still feel dirty.
Does anyone reading this see a problem with this story?  No?  Yeah, I didn't either; kinda creepy, but not much else.  That is, until I turned around and saw BLACK SMOKE BILLOWING FROM THE OVEN FROM THE CHARRED PITA.  For fuck sake.