A Cautionary Tale

A word of warning: the button in the upper right corner of this browser is EVIL. Do NOT press it under any circumstances! It may say "next blog" but what it means is "Portal to HELL".

So, I try to limit my browsing on the internet at work to a minimum. My posts are done via remote email account, my links are usually saved from the previous day or week; i don't think I've even logged into my blog at work. Well, that is until today.

A little preface. I work with Puritans. All of them. Well, except for the Amish-folk and the occasional Shaker. The water-cooler talk is ridiculously boring [Shamus: How doth this water spigot maketh the water so cold? It must be the devil! Samuel: Verily, brother, let us smote it!]. And the internet is known as the instrument of the devil. Actually, it prolly is; but for the sake of this argument, let's say it's not.

Anywho, because I work in this sterile place, i don't like to use the internet. Today, however, I somehow decide to look at this blog. It looks great, right? everything is so witty and I am just the greatest thing since sliced bread, right? right?!? So, as i sit there scrolling through the site, I realize that someone had "sidled" next to me and was looking over my shoulder. What the hell? get the fuck out of my personal space, beeyotch! So, in a panic, i press the "next blog" button.

PLAYBOY TV's GANGBANG BUS screams at me from the next page. Oh god, please kill me now. They acted like they didn't see....but i'm waiting for the security escort and the leg irons.....