The Tain - Vol 2 - The Party

So, we got the park site ready. It was a very cool space with picnic tables and a huge fireplace. You could almost convince yourself that you weren't in the heart of suburbia...almost. The fire was going great, the food was set out, and the frisbee was warmed up....but no guests of honor. Two hours later....and an hour after we finished dinner....J and P showed up. Oops. By that time, everyone was tired and kranky...alright, fine, we're ALWAYS tired and kranky. But they were great sports and it was fun to see them. Apparently Jem had been unleashed in an adult toy shop...bad idea. There were penises (?peni?) and testicles all over the place [not mine]. And at the end of the night, there were gifts given. The plush handcuffs and non-petroleum lube were fairly well accepted...the large light blue vibrator, however, was welcomed skeptically. It wasn't even a quality product like the jackrabbit or hitachi but i think that those may have been regarded with even more disdain....erm....ahem....i digress....