An Open Letter to REI

Dear REI,

Thank you for years of wonderful service. I have bought hundreds of dollars worth of clothing and gear over the years and am proud to be a member. And being a member, I have one request that I feel you should take quite seriously. The next time you switch the men's and women's department, please send all the members some sort of notice. I will admit that I looked rather rakish in the capilene thong; however, you can lose the employee's judging eyes. Thanks for listening.