Doom on You

Hey! How was your day? Mine blew, thanks.

So I get into work this morning...a little early actually because y'know, being friday I wanted to get my shit square then leave. Coming into the office I share with the other guy I work with, I see a note on the keyboard. "Huh" I think, "who left that?" Oh hey, it's from the other guy I work with....hmmm. And I read it. It says "Blah blah blah blah blah blah [ed. note: full text deleted for readers benefit]blah blah blah. Have a great weekend!" Hmmm... what day is it? It's Friday right? Isn't that usually a day of work? Is Friday the 13th a holiday? I'm stunned.....we didn't discuss him taking the day off.....what a brilliant move. All day I wandered around with the note in my pocket....the pure genius behind it....i still have it now.
And when i see that fucknutz next, i'm gonna jam that note past his broken jaw and down his gurgling throat. I need a drink.

(Sorry for the violence, i don't mean it, i'm really a pacifist but just have rage issues; gotta stop playing "Manhunt")

By the way, your fly is down.