Moby is an Idiot

So, today has been a weird day already. And since i'm fighting with one of my coworkers, I have been very distracted to say the least. So, here's an article that proves what i have known for a long time. Moby is a complete idiot. It may be harsh, but sadly, it is true. Don't believe me? Well, please read on. If you do believe me, however, then there is no need to keep reading, just continue to sit there being warmed by your own sense of self satisfaction.

In a recent interview:

MOBY: .....As a matter of fact, I was talking to my friend Laura, who sings on the record, and we're both getting to the point where we want to start families. We're convinced that if we have children, we're going to do everything in our power to make them gay. Like maybe drinking a lot of extra soy milk while she's pregnant, or anything that would work to make that happen. I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead.....

Yeah, don't even get me started, my hackles are already up and my claws have already drawn blood.

But as a corollary to a previous post. Why does being "sharp, interesting, smart" mean that you have to be gay? I'm not saying that I have any of these qualities (I totally have to write that so I don't seem narcissistic) [ed. note: he totally is] but being sharp, smart, and interesting is something that everyone should strive towards. How does that correlate to sexual preference? [ed. note: sorry to interrupt this diatribe, he's really on the soapbox today; i just wanted to add that the other people in the office here refer to this writer as "your highness" or simply as "that arrogant, self absorbed ass hat"...okay back to the finger wagging!] Why can't people just say that certain humans care about certain things rather than break things down by gender. I know what a well cut dress or suit looks like; I know what the four c's that determine diamond price are*, and I know that I have combination skin (all this doesn't make me gay, it just makes me ridiculous). I don't follow organized sports so much, and yes, i do love design; does that make me homosexual? Does wearing assless chaps make me gay? Hmmm, okay, maybe. But if i want to dress a certain way, does that make me want to prefer men more? Did Liberace's costumes make him gay? Actually, no, it was the sex with men that made him gay. I mean, sure, I look great in spandex but ....wait, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Moby is a stupid piece of crap.

And Yay, flickr is not longer flash based!

*cut, color, clarity, carat weight