The Tain - Vol 1 - Afternoon Delight

No, no, not THAT kind of afternoon delight...you know me better than that (please see all previous posts). Yesterday it was my job to make some alcoholic drink for the bachelorette party. I decided to try Sangria....i love a good sangria but have never made it. Thank goodness for the internet, there were a million different recipes for sangria. Damn the internet, there were a million different recipes for sangria. So, I did what any normal human would do. I judged the sites based on looks alone. Bad fonts?...you're out. Broken links?....nope. Misspellings...uh uh. Yep, the American way. Judging books by their cover on a daily basis. Anyway, I decided to double the recipe....two bottles of wine. Turned out to be a good idea. Apples, oranges, lemons, brandy, wine, sugar, and one sweaty arm to stir it all up. So, yesterday afternoon, I would taste it...more sugar needed; another taste...more orange juice. Before I knew it, I was laying on the couch, completely buzzed....brilliant...it's 3:30pm. That fucker has a wiley way of sneaking up on you. Had to sober up before use of the frisbee.