To Lunch

Hey...have any of you seen my coworker? I figure you have a better chance of seeing him than I, since I am at work....apparently the last place I would expect to see him. So....maybe here's where the breakdown happened. He was off yesterday for interviews, hey that's legit, i'm down wid employment. But we had made a deal last week that I would be able to take my car in to get fixed [neutered] this afternoon. Now, I think here's where the breakdown happened. I used the word "afternoon" which in the original Old English definition means "after the noon hour". Then he used the phrase "yeah, absolutely, whatever you want, that's fine" which apparently in dickface language is translated to "that means i don't have to come in until after noon....sweet. chump." Man, I don't even want to hear about the various difficulties of travel, family life, moving, the job search, the new rash, etc. that I know he will regail me with to try to distract me from the fact that he is a no talent ass clown ho bag.

He is going to get such a beating


in my mind.