Independance day

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Alright, I figured I should just stop the last post where it lay. Anyway, I'm living in this new house and unfortunately don't yet have broadband access. Sux. And this place is so damn old, I'm not sure where the ports or the boxes are for the utilities. However, in anticipation of getting TV for the first time in 2 years, I have decided that I would like to maximize time wastage by getting TiVO (nay, I think it will minimize time wastage and cut out the fat, only the gravy for me from now on). I feel like i'm behind the times without it...i can't let that happen, right? I mean, embracing technology and adopting early is the crux of what makes America great. Our country was founded on not only the strength of our forefathers arms, but also on their technological acumen. The greatest inventions of man have been created in this young, august country of ours. We shall NOT forget this as we celebrate our independence today not just from the tyranny of other countries, but the torpidity of the "status-quo mindset".

Yeah, all that, and I have to figure out if I can set the TiVO to record anything that has "nudity" in it's rating warning.