There are a few basic things that are just marvelous when they occur:
1) A Good Bowel Movement
2) Good Sleep
3) A Good Shower
4) Good Sex
5) Good food (though, i did write "foot" initially, Freudian?)
[ed note: had to put "good" in front of each of these because a "bad" version can ruin your whole day....like, for example, the cafeteria's attempt at grilled salmon...blech. Shoulda known better.)
In the past 24, and likely 36 hours, I will have had none of these. That makes me a cranky, irritable boy.
I feel that lack of all of these will make my team at work come together and unify. in rage.
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How the fuck can a bad shower ruin your day. It doesn't even make sense. What the hell is a bad shower anyway?
hey asshat, have you ever had a shower that starts fairly warm then gets progressively colder...it's even more annoying that a straight up cold shower....and would thus be a bad shower. And lets say you live in a cold climate...oh i dunno, like wisconsin....and you take a cold shower...IT CAN RUIN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING DAY. Don't believe me? Shut off your hot water and tell me how your day is.
Maybe it would ruin your day, jagoff, but not mine. I'm used to cold showers anyway.
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