Pity

Look, I know I'm no ladies man. That's the way it's been all my life and I'm fine with that. But I do have some mild form of common sense and self appreciation. As I go through life, I realize that there are alot of people who lack this.

For example, after being cornered this morning by a colleague, the conversation took an unexpected and completely unwelcomed personal tone. Aww crap, if we start talking about feelings again I'm gonna try to swallow my tongue again (it's harder than you think; I've been in this situation before and have tried it, I know).

And we [he] talks and talks about his recent break up, the feelings of despair afterwards, but now he feels the uplifting hope and freedom he has now come to enjoy. Ugh. Where did I pack that gun? oh right, don't have one...yet. Doesn't he have any insight into this? Can't he see that these tears are not of sympathy but pain? And then he starts making all these pseudo sexual statements that just sound awful. Like how he's going to take up swing lessons to meet some ladies and the bonus was "you can hold them real close" [sic]. Followed by how he can't be resisted in his spandex cycling wear. Yep, sure pal. Though I can't tell if that's nausea or desire I feel....i always mix those up. better gp.