Now for something completely different

So, I'm withdrawing from the internet, but there a few links I've found in my frantic sprint through all the sites I usually go to:

Cycling: The tour started this past weekend, but I haven't been able to follow it. Though I did go for two rides this week (i cannot ride alone apparently, by the way, taking left turns are too scary). But here is a site for adventure touring, some of these routes are just crazy. I can't wait to get more miles under me before I try one of these.

On being a Doctor and a complete Freakshow: I just loved this site about how Apeshit Crazy Tom Cruise is. I actually do think he's a pretty good actor, but it just goes to show you that the people that are in entertainment and that we try to glean as much advice from, are complete morons. There, I said it, and I'll stand behind it.

Another chapter in the lewd but funny Ann Coulter lover series. Did he just write "It’s not how the meat bounces on the girl; it’s how the girl bounces on the meat"? and "it’s a little like trying to fuck a mechanical bull"? Did he just use the terms "uterus poker" and "Intelligent design"? Blech. Definitely not safe for work, and not safe for Fox News watchers.
(And by the same guy, those old Love is cartoons...slightly different...http://theendofhumor.blogspot.com/)

Man, I can only wish my blog was as good as this one.

The suicide girls interview chuck palahnuick.

An interview with Washingtonienne on Gothamist...apparently one of my friends wants to be just like her. We all need dreams I guess.

If anybody happens to be in oh, i dunno, chicago this weekend, here are some non-firework events: http://centerstagechicago.com/recreation/african-carib-fest.html or http://centerstagechicago.com/music/clubs/lakeview-fest.html (which I've been to twice, and it is fun) and especially for the vegetarians: http://www.ribfest.net/

My advice, buy a damn corkscrew: how to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew

Post it note mosaics. very cool.