Alright, I was gonna write about Friday but I'll just give you a summary: sober me/Drunk roommate, got tackled leaving the bar, went to another bar, lots of making out and heavy petting (none involving me)....remembered it was a full moon and Friday 13th, akward conversations abound (do I really need to hear about your movie again? You killed how many people when you were in the military? Wow, that's great for you), tried to extricate my roommate from trouble, failed, failed, failed; another friend got his nose smashed but too drunk to care, craziness continued/I damned my sobriety, a few people need shots of antibiotic for the clap from the looks of things, broke up a fight between a forty year old woman and 26 year old male (he was actually saving MY ass; long story). Decided to make a break for it. Roommate immediately passes out in car, I got sympathy from parking lot attendant. Had to lift his heavy ass out of the car myself....but he was off running as soon as he hit the ground....brilliant.
-Best compliment of the evening: "I am soooo furious because they already named Australia. ARRRGH. I totally woulda named it after you"
-Weirdest thing said about me: "He did a tour of duty in World War One!" What the hell? Where did that come from? I know you are completely drunk, but where'd you get the crack from?
-Most rambling story: Anything by my drunk roommate
-Greatest toast of the weekend: "He murdered people in Iraq so we could have the freedom to do these shots"
-Understatements of the night: "This place creeps me out" Runner up: "I gotta stop hangin out with assholes." Both said by me.
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