Saturday Night Fights

derby fights
Originally uploaded by puma1.

Well, this title was slightly more appropriate. Here's a timeline of the day, it may be a little easier
0600 - Roommate 1 gets home from partying and most recently a hot tub...
roommate 2 and myself are asleep (not toegether)
0800 - I wake up, do four loads of laundry, exercise, straighten up the house, practice piano, read. Check that shit out! I am one productive motherfucker!
1200 - I try to wake up roommates. Lazy asses won't get out of bed. End up getting roommate 2 (r2) to go to brunch with me. He looks a little green.
1330 - We return home, I continue to read/wrestle dust bunnies from under the couch; R2 goes immediately back to bed.
1645 - Everyone is finally up and getting ready to go back out
1745 - we go meet some people at Le Tigre lounge. It's as creepy now as it was when I got kicked out of it two years ago. The bartender/owner is here tonight but luckily is old and doesn't remember me. We sit next to an old guy wearing oxygen...he gets pissed at me for drinking "his supply" of beer. I've had enough, we leave.
1815 - We arrive at the Roller Derby...it's the largest crowd yet, unfortunately it sells out and only half of us made it in
1900 - Derby is underway (see picture). Tonight was much better than usual, but a fight broke out. I cheered for a woman named Mouse and she is completely unbelievable.
(This is getting ridiculously long and tedious...sorry...but I have some sort of strange drive to document the silliness)
2200 - we pick up the roommate that didn't make it into the derby and go to a pool hall. Waitresses are ogled. We are sad.
2300 - end up going to a bar far, far away because my roommate (r2) was being stubborn.
2320 - arrive to find that the place is having a punk show...it's fuckin loud.
2340 - exploring the cool bar, realize that this was a benefit for a guitarist that fell off a ladder...it is unclear whether this was a performance related injury. Felt guilty for .23 seconds for not donating since the woman collecting was a total jerk.
2400 - Have conversation about the pros and cons of being a werewolf.
2402 - Completely alienate ourselves
2410 - Roommate 2 gets cranky and goes to car to "nap"...we suspect he is drunk dialing.
2440 - Don't want r2 to freeze to death, go to car; r2 wakes up and sets off my car alarm, struggles for 2-3 minutes in honking car. Hilarity ensues.
0130 - go back to bed determined to be productive the next day (as you already know, it doesn't happen).