mercredi, janvier 18, 2006

Who likes photoshop?

Oh yeah, I'm the one that likes photoshop.  "Why?" you may ask?  Well, mostly because working with photoshop is almost exactly the OPPOSITE of the work I do in my job...which is cleaning owl poop out of church organs.  You'd be surprised how busy I get...and how nasty owl poo is.  They're always like "Who? Who?" and I'm all like "You know bloody well "who", you disgusting diseased little poo-bags".  Maybe I need to eat something now, I think I'm hypoglycemic....
-Photoshop word montage thingy
-Photoshop ghost dude tutorial
-Apparently there are two types of laughter: I haven't read the article yet, but I think the types are laughter when something is funny; and there's the laugh of discomfort and pity...y'know the kind you get when you're reading this blog...no, wait, that's rage...i always misinterpret that...sorry
-"just say yes" a woman that didn't refuse a request for a date...150 dates later, she got a husband!...and multiple STDs.  I tried this same tactic and all I got was a broken jaw and my kidney stolen.  go figure.

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