Heart Worm

Hey, anybody wanna guess who came to work but didn't know they had the morning off?  yep, you're too smart, it IS me.  And hence the rambling diatribes below.  However, from reading those, it would seem that I live the rock and roll lifestyle.  Not so much....I am the DESIGNATED DRIVER for the rock and roll lifestyle.  HUGE difference.

One of my roommates from college emailed me today.  I haven't talked to him in months and he had mentioned this Bowie knife he had backin college (his grandfather gave it to him and for some reason he brought it to college....I always slept with one eye open).  It had an inscription in Spanish on the blade in old script; we couldn't read it, so we called it the Heart Worm knife.  He says that this weekend, a friend came over and she translated it for him; but he also got the opinion from another friend; here is the result:

"Kathy is fluent in Spanish:

Kathy's translation: don't be scared honey since it's only a joke

I also got this translation from someone else who isn't so good at Spanish:

 

You don't have a heart that is pure bacon."

 

Who to believe?  Both seem true....