Winker

So, how does one become a "winker"?  Does it start with a tic?  Do your contacts start buggin you, then you decide it looks sexy?  Anyway, I went out with a group of people and noticed that one of them is "a winker".  At every sentence she would wink.  At every eye contact, she would wink.  Now, I don't know exactly how one gets to be "a winker".  I had a friend in college that was a winker...I think only women can be winkers without getting punched in the face.  What does it mean?  Isn't a wink an inside joke?  So when she says "I need to use the ladies room" and then winks, does that mean she's not gonna use the ladies room?  Was that code?  Did I fumble?  Alright....whatever....fuck it....I can't take signals, I know.

-Saw Brokeback yesterday, it was good but the experience was tainted by all the hype.  However, I think this use of a marlboro ad is hilarious
-Hey, are you too lazy to take a multivitamin?....you may need to get this underwear....but you're prolly to lazy...
-As an african studies major in college, I found this guide to writing about africa hilarious [Always end your book with Nelson Mandela saying something about rainbows or renaissances. Because you car].
-cool TVs that they say are for kids, but man, I want one of these....
-Hey, remember how I called you lazy earlier?  Yeah, well you are....and you prolly want one of these scooters....pimp
-Does anyone wear hats?  This nytimes article examines this question....and my roommate and I think that the key to getting ladies....yeah, there's a reason we don't have ladies.
-Damnit...so I had this idea from a while ago...and somebody made a t-shirt out of it:  "Halo Kitty".  Similarly, "Holla Kitty" and "Hello Killer"...make t-shirts of that, jerks.
-Sex Bomb: this is what our billions of dollars are going toward...well, I guess it's less violent...except if it's done like "Brokeback", ruff stuff, ouch.