smells like pretty

O.M.G. indeed.  I found out today that I have a new fetish.  Yep.  Stairway sniffing.  There it is.
It's true.  There's a stairwell at work that smells just delicious.  It could be that I'm going crazy (likely), or that I'm just really strange (certifiable), but I think the stairwell smells like it uses a super sexy conditioner.  It smells soooo good.  I don't know exactly how to say this.  But I think I totally have a crush on the stairwell.  I know it's wrong.  But I can't help it.  I think about it constantly.  I find myself "accidentally" lingering too long.  I go to other floors for no reason.  I gotta stop...it's in my blood...it's a disease.  But it's my precious little secret right now. 
And I think the elevators are totally jealous.